Corrupt a Wish

granted but an earthquake happened right when you paid for the lease

I wish my homework was done

Granted but it was wireless so people steal it making the speed worse then it is now

I wish the server was up

granted, but Evan was to godly and pubstomped godzilla

I wish Jermy was his real name

Granted but when I was born my parents named me Jerome so too nad muhaha...

I wish aliens would come to planet earthand talk to us about theyre technologies and how they liㅑving style is.

granted, but you know they're bad aliens

I wish I finished my homework 6 hours ago

Granted, you finished all your homework but you have testing for the next whole week

I wish I can fly.

Granted, too bad you weren't taught to land and after 3 days of endless, exhausting, flight, you crash and starve to death while vultures await your complete death.

I wish you a good day

Granted, but then I saw your face and my day went south.

I wish more people were on this forum.

Granted, but when when they come on they get scared of Frappe

I wish I have the power of Speed

Granted but you realized you were on a treadmill.

I wish my internet didn't piss me off so much.

Granted but the internet somehow gets disconnected and you cant get your internet back


I wish the car wouldnt f***en beep in the night

Granted, but they were you dad's

I wish Avery would have more bawls than she could handle.

Granted, but she then got overwhelmed by them and went mad.

Granted, but I didn't want to be there so I ran. LLOLOLL

I wish I had money to buy an airplane ticket.

Granted, but it turned out it was counterfeit money

I wish my wish was perfect

Granted, but they all got eaten by Snorlax and then he died from food poisoning.

I wish I complete my Associate's Degree with a 4.0.